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Yang Jeongin is a wolf in sheep's clothing, Han Jisung has no concept of boundaries, and everyone else has no clue what the fuck is going on. An attention whore and a stalker make a pretty bad combination- or good, depending how you see it.
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Hard to Get, Hard to Please by Clown_Impersonator
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Oct 2025
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The marriage season for courting and flirting is starting for those of the higher classes, Megumi only wishes to survive his debut into society alongside his sister and attract the least amount of attention possible. Unfortunately, his plans are quickly foiled by the appearance of a wealthy young bachelor Ryoumen Sukuna who upon first encounter pursues Megumi aggressively at every turn. His vulgar and brutish way of being leave Megumi offended, flustered, and secretly flattered as his sexual appetite is awakened by his attraction to this difficult alpha, he finds himself unsure what Sukuna’s intentions are; to have his way with Megumi and leave him ruined for any prospective marriage, perhaps simply one of the many strange mind games he plays, or… for reasons Megumi could never comprehend. Their encounters become a game of cat and mouse, Megumi runs and Sukuna chases, but eventually Megumi cannot deny their chemistry beyond the sexual as Sukuna shows his true self through action and honest conversation. Megumi must come to terms with being well and truly in love with an alpha that might be well beyond his reach, especially when at the height of his infatuation he’s told Sukuna has just become engaged to another.
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All The Scars You Can See (When I Take My Clothes Off) by Clown_Impersonator
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Feb 2025
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A 20-something year old Toji is dragged back to the Zenin after only two years of a free life, all because he's made the mistake of giving them leverage by forming a close bond with the daughter of a dear friend. Now, to ensure Tsumiki survives he's obligated to marry a 13 year old Gojo Satoru and produce a child with him for mysterious reason, he falls into a life of schemes and plots as he tries to fight for Tsumiki's freedom even at the cost of the last of his morality. It becomes even more complicated when he starts to feel true kinship and affection for an enigmatic but sometimes duplicitous Satoru, wrestling with the inappropriate nature of their relationship and Satoru's own hidden agenda. A baby is likely the worst thing that could have been added to this equation.
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Suddenly, nails dug hard into the scent gland on his neck.
“Charlie” Max’s voice dropped. “You knotted me”
“Hmm” He sighed, fingers dancing up and down Max’s thighs, playing with the fine hairs.
“Charles, fuck- you fucking knotted me” Max’s scent spiked with panic. “We’ve got- quali is in like forty fucking minutes, you dick, we need to be getting ready now”
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Charles and Max get stuck.
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22 May 2026
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He keeps Sophie strapped to his chest as he walks through the pit lane. It is loud and chaotic, and stinks of burning rubber and carbon fibre. Fuck, it smells good. Sophie keeps on blowing raspberries, spit flying, but hey, at least she is keeping herself occupied. Max keeps walking, and everyone lets him pass. He feels people stop in their tracks and turn around to stare at him. Each garage going quiet as he passes, and then the next, and then the next. Some pup drops the wheel gun as he whirls around, mouth dropped to the floor.
Of course.
No one has seen Max Verstappen in four years.
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Max and Charles, Monaco race day, 2030.
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21 May 2026
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“You’re not mated, are you, Oscar?” Zak asks him, peering at his neck and trying to see past the collar of his hoodie as though he has x-ray vision.
“No,” Oscar replies, hunching his shoulders a little. He doesn’t like Zak’s stare.
“Hm,” is all Zak says before he turns to Mark. “So, you guys need to make a decision. Get him mated, or I’m afraid we’ll have to find someone else.”
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15 May 2026
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The Sun Publishing, article dated 05/04/2026:
VERSTAPPEN AND RUSSELL CAUGHT KISSING ON A YACHT IN MONACO — EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS SET TO ROCK FORMULA ONE
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Max and George are outed during the April break. Could the 2026 season really get any crazier?
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10 May 2026
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Eventually Oscar couldn't hold it back anymore. "How does it work? The blood thing. The compulsion to drink it."
Lando blinked, clearly not expecting that question.
"I'm serious," Oscar continued, his nurse-brain fully engaged now. "Why does it have to be blood specifically? What about other bodily fluids? And what part of the blood are you actually consuming? The hemoglobin? The iron? Plasma proteins? Is it the stem cells in the bone marrow? What's the active ingredient?"
Lando stared at him for a moment, then let out a surprised laugh. "You sound like you're trying to write a research paper."
"I'm trying to understand," Oscar said. "Clinically. Scientifically. If this is real—and clearly it is—then there has to be some kind of mechanism. Some explanation."Or: Oscar Piastri is a dedicated and morally sound nurse and Lando Norris is a hundred-year old nervous wreck of a vampire, and Lando's been feeding on Oscar's favorite patient. And oh, they're neighbors.
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08 May 2026