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    @LandoNorris
    I understand that, without my agreement, a Twitter user has put out a thread saying that I am running an Oscar Piastri fan account. This is wrong and I am not running an Oscar Piastri fan account. I am not on F1 Twitter.

    7:31am, via iMessage

    Oscar:
    Be so fucking for real

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    At a glance:

    Lando has a secret F1 Twitter account, an insatiable crush on Oscar, and a sole confidant in Charles. Oh, and also Max by association. And George. And maybe Carlos.

    Gabi is fawning over his teammate and senior, Nico. The best advice the groupchat’s given him is to ‘present his hole’ to Nico. In short, it’s not going well.

    Kimi and Ollie are playing the world’s most elaborate game of gay chicken, and losing because they’re having sex with each other. Also, Kimi might be in love.

    Logan’s not gay, he just really likes Arthur. And Arthur has an autistic special interest in gay people. That’s why he keeps acting gay around Logan, right?

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    21 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Charles thought the hardest part of starting a relationship with his greatest childhood rival would be, well, actually starting a relationship with said rival but in a shocking turn of events all it took was too much champagne, a meddling Daniel Ricciardo, a lost hotel key and Charles' wildest dreams came true.

    It was easy, starting a relationship with Max, like the universe had already aligned itself for them, just waiting for that one final push so all could fall perfectly in place and Charles was at the top of the world upon realizing that the most daunting part of the whole thing went as smooth as it could have possibly gone.

    Too bad no one warned him that the hardest part of starting a relationship with Max Verstappen would be the rookies who glued themselves to the World Champion and glared at Charles like he had personally offended all of them.

     

    Or: Charles doesn't have to fight seven evil exes of Max so that they can date in peace, he does however have to find a way to win over seven very unimpressed rookies

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    19 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Isack is in love with Liam but has never told him. But then Isack got demoted to Red Bull, and Liam got a new teammate who looks like the lesser-evil mix of Daniel Ricciardo and Lando Norris.

    Isack has never hated anyone before, but he supposes Arvid could be a first.

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    19 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    'Oh, I don't need cyanide because I wanna kill myself for how shit RB22 is. I wanna kill myself because of a boy,'

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    BUILDING RESIDENTS — 10:14am

    George:
    Hello everyone.

    George:
    As some of you already know, we have several new tenants moving into the building this week due to the start of the university semester.

    George:
    Please remember:
    • quiet hours begin at 10pm
    • laundry room booking is mandatory
    • you receive two copies of keys, DO NOT lose them
    • absolutely NO barbecuing on the roof

    Max:
    oppression

    Daniel:
    that was one time

    Oscar:
    no copy and paste this year george?

    Alex:
    had to add a new bullet point

    or, the apartment building chatfic where nobody reads the announcements, everybody dates each other, and george russell slowly loses his mind.

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    17 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    If Liam and him were actually dating, and Liam saw his number branded over the entire span of Isack's, admittedly, very impressive back, he'd probably pass out. As it is, they're not actually dating but Liam still feels. Something.

    Whatever.

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    A fake-relationship becomes a simple meet-cute when both parties fall in love, but falling for one another doesn’t come without its own problems. Can a relationship built on lies survive in a society that only tries to pull them apart?

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    13 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's hot. Kind of. If Liam was into that kind of thing. Which he's not. But, like, for people who are.

     

    34 thousand words of build up to crazy good car sex