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hey dumbass BOYFRIEND do you care if i get a GIRLFRIEND also by codesandstuffs
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
09 Sep 2025
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Bacon: ok so the good news is that Mapicc is free this saturday
Hannah: Great!
Hannah: What’s the bad news.
Bacon: the bad news is i still haven’t told him what’s up
Hannah: BACON.
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hannah joins the polycule, to everyone's delightSeries
- Part 1 of sitcom au
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"'Babe, I have to go get ready for work.'
'No the fuck you don’t,' Mapicc grumbles, face still smushed against the pillow.
Bacon tries to wriggle out of Mapicc’s hold, but he just squeezes his arms even tighter. In literally any other situation this would be sweet, but right now Bacon needs to get up way more than he needs to be his boyfriend’s personal teddy bear. Which is unfortunate, but it is what it is.
'Dude. We can cuddle later. I have to go be boring and employed right now.'
'You don’t have a job,' Mapicc insists, lifting his head from the pillow to bury his face into Bacon’s chest. 'Your job is being warm and comfy.'Bacon is late for work. His boyfriend seems unaware that Bacon even had a job in the first place.
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- Part 2 of sitcom au
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Post-Thanksgiving-dinner, Minute takes to Reddit after seeing something that may or may not be very concerning for his friend group. Unrelatedly, he has absolutely no idea polyamorous relationships exist (or that he's functionally in one himself).
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- Part 3 of sitcom au
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the care and keeping of your redditor roommate by willowsandwonders for codesandstuffs, ironsides
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
17 Sep 2025
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Hannah, Mapicc, and Bacon take a scroll through Minute's recently discovered Reddit account.
(set in and inspired by codesandstuffs and ironsides' sitcom au!)EDIT: now an official part of the sitcom au!Series
- Part 4 of sitcom au
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The ball descends, the crowd counts down, and midnight is ultimately struck.
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or: It's New Year's Eve, and the Chungpire are meeting up with Mapicc's girlfriend and her shitty boyfriend they all hate for the party. Mapicc and Bacon both want to kiss Hannah, Hannah thinks Mapicc should kiss Zam, and ultimately Mapicc suffers more than Jesus.Series
- Part 5 of sitcom au
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To be clear, Zam isn’t seeking attention or anything.
Alright — not entirely true. The reasonings behind all the terrible decisions she’s been making lately are right in front of her now; Mapicc’s got her pinned to the wall next to her and Derap’s front door, kissing her like he needs her to breath, and it’s entirely because they both know Derap’s going to leave and see them at any minute. And he’s going to be mad about it, which is going to make Mapicc feel real vindicated, and in the end Zam gets a hell of a lot more affection from him than he normally would.
So it’s kind of Mapicc’s fault, actually. If this is the only way to make things work, then sure — she’ll happily date Derap. He’s not the worst guy in the world.
on having both, yet having neither
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- Part 6 of sitcom au
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This is something that’s always been true: he really likes Zam. She’s beautiful, with a smile that gives him a thrill when it’s directed at him and a manner of speaking to him with this sweet sort of patience. She holds his hands and kisses him gently and wants him there.
And very few people have ever really wanted him there like she does.
is the grass any greener on the emptier side?
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- Part 7 of sitcom au
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In the morning, Mapicc’ll wake up before Hannah does and breathe in the stillness of morning until Hannah begins to stir. He’ll kiss her forehead, she’ll kiss his cheek, and they’ll both get ready for the day.
or: snippets of daily (or rather: nightly) life for zam and the chungpire
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- Part 8 of sitcom au
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derap: (voice memo attached) [Transcription: “I can’t even fucking see, I’m in the hospital, they wanna, like, keep me overnight for observation. Could be worse than it seems. I can’t even really type, I’ve got my arm in a cast — I told you he broke it, right?”]
or: a series of events which will hereafter be referred to only as The Incident
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- Part 9 of sitcom au
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Derap’s arm has finally healed. Something else breaks.
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- Part 10 of sitcom au
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She’s sort of cute like this. Her hair curls over her forehead, head leaning on his shoulder as she breathes softly. For a moment, he’s about to gently set her down and let her be, but—
Why do that, though? Just today, at least, he doesn’t need to give Zam the distance she always seems to want from him. Because if he can’t hold her now, when is he going to?
affections, small and terrible
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- Part 11 of sitcom au
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Months of casual intimacy after new year’s, Hannah and Minute come together as easily as breathing.
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- Part 12 of sitcom au
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By the time they actually agree to try dating, Zam’s been living with the Chungpire long enough to have a spot on the Rotation. This is a good thing, but it does mean that in order to pick her up Hannah has to leave the apartment and get ready at Squiddo’s.
or: Zam and Hannah's first date
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- Part 13 of sitcom au
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Hannah wants to try goat yoga. Bacon wants to go on a date night with Hannah. The goats want to beat the shit out of baconnwaffles0
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- Part 14 of sitcom au