HP Daddy Knows Best 2026
This one's for all the dads, daddies, and Daddies. Join us in a celebration of all things Daddy and DILF in the Harry Potter universe.
(Open, Moderated, Unrevealed, Prompt Meme Challenge)
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Hermione Granger needs the votes of those who favor “traditional family values” in order to become Minister. Draco Malfoy needs a wife and child to secure his inheritance. What could possibly go wrong?
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Village doctor Draco Malfoy is only trying to make dinner; it's not his fault he's doing it in a cottage in Scotland with his sleeves rolled.
It's also not his fault that he needs slutty little glasses to read the recipe.
Unfortunately for the pie, DADA Professor Hermione Granger-Malfoy is on her way home.
Mood: 'Feelin’ Good' - Michael Bublé
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- Part 4 of Fêted: A Matter of Time
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Draco Malfoy was a worrier. He worried about their roses not getting enough rain, and whether or not his owl was happy with the quality of the new Eeylops treat formula. He worried whether the value of the galleon would hold against the pound, and if Honeydukes might stop stocking the lemon lollies she liked if he didn’t order enough of them to supply a small country.
He worried that Mungo’s hadn’t stocked enough burn salve for the upcoming Beltane festivities, and that his murtlap essence might have spoiled by the time they realized as much.
Yes, he worried about many things.
But Draco Malfoy fretted about his wife.
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Hermione is asked to babysit Ron and Pansy’s three children, only when she arrives someone else is already there. She can’t help but notice how good he is with taking care of the children, not that she finds it attractive, she’s probably just hungry or tired.
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Arthur thinks this Father's Day he is going to have a relaxing day in bed reading one of those silly romance books Molly keeps leaving for him. But when he spots Lavender laying on his bed, naked, with her Father's Day gift perched on each of her toes, he knows he's in for anything but a quiet day.